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Joke of the Day
"So many environmentalists Are very eco centric."
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"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."
"A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!"
"If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?"
"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."
"I joked at school drop off that the white stuff on my kid was powdered sugar, not cocaine, but I took it too far by rubbing some on my gums."
"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."
"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"