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Joke of the Day
"What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman."
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
"My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race. She died in a house fire."
"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."
"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."
"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "
"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."