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Joke of the Day
"How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!"
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"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh"
"What did the eyeball say? Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, ""wazzup brow"""
"If storks deliver white babies and blackbirds deliver black babies, what bird delivers no babies? Swallows."
"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."
"If others are jealous, you're doing something right."
"All Russian babies are born inside slightly larger babies."
"Forget the ""bomb dot com"" For today's political climate and lack of punctuation, try ""Obama dot comma"""
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."