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Joke of the Day

"How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!"

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"Now taking pre-orders for my ""Running after the Ice Cream Truck"" fitness workout DVD."

"A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar. The bartender says: What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?"

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"

"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."