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Joke of the Day

"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."

"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."

"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"

"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."

"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"

"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"