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Joke of the Day
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
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"Did you hear about the lady lawyer who went to her gynecologist? The gynecologist said, "" Let's use this device to spread your vagina."" The lawyer shouts, ""I object! Calls for speculation!"" I'll go..."
"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"
"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"
"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."
"""I'll have what she's having."" "" Sir, this is a gynecolo-"" ""Shhhh.. *puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."""
"I finally figured out Donald Trump You have to ruin America first if you want to make it great AGAIN."