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Joke of the Day

"Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !"

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y"

"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."

"What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!"

"A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool."

"I think this joke is clever. What do you think? How do you turn a metal cutting drill bit into a stone masonry drill bit? Sharpen the tip to 32 degrees."

"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."

"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"

"Dave is coming over. ""Dave Wilson or Dave who thinks he's Spider-Man?"" [loud thud on the roof] BACK DOOR IS OPEN, DAVE"