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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."

"So /u/unidan is housing a redhead Because her condo flooded and he owns a vacant rental property at the top of the hill in town. Thanks Dan."

"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"

"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"