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"So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids"
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"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."
"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"
"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."
"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."
"What's a ninja's favourite drink? Waaaaa-taaah!!!"
"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
"A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics."