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Joke of the Day
"How Swift is Kanye? About as West as Taylor"
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"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"
"Look I'm not racist at all... My best friend was black until my dad sold him."
"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."
"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"
"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."
"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
"When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."