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Joke of the Day

"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, "" SPIT OUT THAT GUM!"" but a train says, "" CHOO CHOO"""

"Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Really?) Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?"

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."

"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"

"I don't even like sports but I'm excited for next year's superbowl... Because it will be Superbowl L"

"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"