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Joke of the Day

"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."

"What do you call an Irish armchair? Patty O'Furniture"

"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."

"Apparently champagne is the easiest alcohol to digest, so I'm going to consume several bottles to wash down my salad."

"I had a balloon with the reddit logo on it and I put it on the nozzle of a can of helium. It blew up pretty fast."

"If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone."

"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."

"Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an orgy? It's not hard."