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Joke of the Day

"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."

"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"

"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"

"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"

"Got let out of prison today. The warden turned and asked ""can you take any positives from your time in here?"" I smiled ""Yeah actually, the wife can't ever call me a tight arsed bastard again"""

"Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either"

"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."