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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"
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"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"
"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."
"wouldn't be arguing..."
"Sorry I'm late, I was staring at a picture of the Ninja Turtles for an hour trying to figure out why they always wear belts with no pants."
"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."
"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."