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Joke of the Day
"What did the uncircumcised man say during confession? Forgive me father fore I have skinned"
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"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"
"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"
"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One person."
"I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."
"If you text ""Haiti"" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti."
"Knock knock! Who's there Jehovah Witnesses Jehovah Wit... *covers their mouth* SSSHHHhhh There right outside"
"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."