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Joke of the Day

"what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote"

"Two Irish homosexuals Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael"

"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"

"How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt? You jump from the 1st one."

"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door"

"If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision."

"usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph. that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black."

"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"

"Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino? Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL"