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Joke of the Day
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
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"(Sexism warning) Yesterday a tree fell on a woman and killed her. What was a tree doing in the kitchen?"
"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."
"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."
"Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Because they sell more tickets!"
"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"
"What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo? A snow-blower that doesn't work."