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Joke of the Day

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."

"When my SO is sad, she likes to code. So I give her some &nbsp"

"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."

"I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince."

"Two muffins... Two muffins in a pan are baking in the oven. One looks over at the other and says ""Wow it's getting really hot in here!"" The other replies ""Holy shit is that a talking muffin?"""

"This guy thinks I'm taking down his number, but I'm really just writing this tweet."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."