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Joke of the Day
"Wanna impress me iTunes? Let me download a motherfucking pizza."
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"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"
"Post and Repost were sitting in a boat. Post fell out, so who was left?"
"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."
"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear."
"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."
"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."