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Joke of the Day

"I have insomnia. I have insomnia My doctor says it's very common and that I shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"

"I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears"

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"Life is like a penis Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard."

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"What do you call the fruit of Islam? Quran-berries"

"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"