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Joke of the Day

"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."

"I would never expect to get a penny from a dollar machine. It just doesn't make cents."

"People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called ""proof-reading"". Perhaps you've hard of it"

"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"

"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"

"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."