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Joke of the Day

"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"

"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"

"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."

"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"

"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."

"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""

"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."