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Joke of the Day

"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."

"What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one... "

"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"

"What happens when you get your girlfriend pregnant? You shove a coathanger up her vagina."

"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."

"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"

"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"

"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"