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Joke of the Day

"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."

"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."

"""Shit just got real."" - God, creating the digestive system"

"Predator taking off his mask, but it's me removing the filters from my selfies."

"What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics? A body builder"

"What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled? It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!"

"I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday. Kept saying ""rubbit"""

"What kind of riddle has no answer?"

"Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him."

"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."