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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"
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"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
"What is the longest sentence in the English language? ""I do."""
"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."
"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""
"Clones are people two."
"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."
"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."