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Joke of the Day
"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"
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"Never trust atoms. They make up everything."
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"
"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."
"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."
"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"
"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."
"What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk? Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture."
"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"