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Joke of the Day

"My newly married friend begins most sentences with, ""My husband said."" My go to response is, ""My dogs haven't said much today."""

"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."

"I'm a proud member of DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia."

"Today my dad told me that he quit his car vacuuming job after the first day. He said it was a sucky job"

"I tried to make my password beefstew But it wasn't stroganoff"

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"

"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."