43458
Joke of the Day
"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."
Next Joke
"My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her... ...But then I saw her face."
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
"I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please."
"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."
"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"
"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"
"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."