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Joke of the Day

"I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please."

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"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"
"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"
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