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Joke of the Day

"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"

"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"

"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."

"How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !"

"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls? Altha'or syzygena"

"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."