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Joke of the Day
"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"
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"I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it ""whining and dining"""
"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"
"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."
"As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: ""Let me see your phone"""
"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."
"Overheard my girlfriend discussing her heavy flow. That bitch never told me she could rap."
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large."