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Joke of the Day

"Being a penis is rough Your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you throw up!"

"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."

"It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing."

"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"

"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."

"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."

"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""

"If a woman has eight vaginas... She'd be an octopus."

"What do you call water that hasn't been changed? Still, water."