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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline"
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"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."
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"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."
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