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Joke of the Day

"I hope to one day ride in a crowded elevator and make knowing eye contact with the man sent to kill me."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"

"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"

"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."

"Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much."

"Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead"

"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"