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Joke of the Day

"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."

"I like your name Thanks I got it for my birthday"

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"The new Linkin Park album"

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"

"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."