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Joke of the Day

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."

"My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder. I bought him a snickers"

"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."

"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"

"What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game? Cheat, cheat, cheat."

"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"What do we want?! Redundancy! What do we want?! Red-uhh. redundancy?"

"I am Ahmed Mohamed AMA! Wow that blew up fast!"

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."