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Joke of the Day
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."
Next Joke
"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing? HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!"
"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."
"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police? Because he needed *arrest*!!!"
"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"
"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"
"If you really love someone never let them out your basement."
"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."