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Joke of the Day

"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."

"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."

"Fortune Cookie: YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL"

"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."

"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."

"What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."