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Joke of the Day

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? ""1forrest1"""

"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"

"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."

"Still waiting for what didn't kill me to make me strong."

"I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius."

"Stop changing your profile picture in a desperate attempt to get compliments."

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"

"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."