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Joke of the Day
"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."
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"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."
"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"
"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."
"Behind every engineer in jail.... Is an Architect."
"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."
"What does Batman like in his drink? Just ice"
"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"
"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."
"""why do women always take sooo long to put their makeup on?"" because makeup is war paint for Being In Public, clearly"