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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman like in his drink? Just ice"
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"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."
"What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's? WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY *slaps knee, then crawls back under rock*"
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
"What did the dog say to the pig? ""You are such a bore."""
"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina ? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."