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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman like in his drink? Just ice"
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"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"
"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."
"Nicknames How do you get bob from ""robert"" ? -no answer How do you get billy from ""william""? -no answer how do you get dick from ""richard""? -ask nicely"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"
"Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal."
"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"
"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."