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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"
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"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."
"befor they had dog cops they tried cat cops but the cats kept meowing at the policemans durimg the stakeouts"
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