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Joke of the Day

"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."

"doktor: are you enjoying the weather? me: yes. it is very outside"

"I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee."

"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""

"I've just bought the new Beach Boys mobile phone. The ringtones are shit but it has good vibrations."

"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."

"Absence might make the heart grow fonder; but Absolut makes my clothes go yonder."

"Freudian Slip. What Freud wore under his skirt when he cross dressed on weekends."