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Joke of the Day
"Liz from HR just called me in. I guess my thigh gap is distracting everyone, like that's my fault"
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"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
"Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire."
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"*logs on* jesus christ *logs off*"
"My weird uncle Dale has a job yelling at cars on the side of the highway. It doesn't pay actual money, but it's cool that he's his own boss."
"You know what I'd say to the victims of the Russia-Ukraine conflict? Crimea River"
"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
"My Facebook persona did not sleep well last night."
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"