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Joke of the Day
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
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"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently."
"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... Satisfying."
"Hygiene No my name is dad not Gene."
"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."
"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"
"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"
"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."
"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"