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Joke of the Day

"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."

"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."

"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."

"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."

"TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him."

"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."

"If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl."

"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."

"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"

"My friend went into a sudden trance where she imagined she was stuck in a Pistachio. I told her to snap out of it. -She couldn't.-"