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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."
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"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."
"Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the shit out of each other for a $10 crockpot."
"Q. How do men define a ""50/50"" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle."
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"I once dated a woman who was half-Chinese, half-Haitian. She did Voodoo acupuncture."
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society. Whats black on top and white on bottom? rape."
"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."
"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"
"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"