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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
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"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."
"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"
"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."
"Mum Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !"
"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."
"All this Reddit drama lately. That's the joke."