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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
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"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
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"A plane crushed on top of a cemetery In the evening news: So far they found 255 body... but they continue the digging."
"Chuck Norris can't fuck with Kanye! lool Chuck Norris is the only person Kanye West won't interrupt!"
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"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and he doesn't."
"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"