179666

Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike? It could be ~~yours~~ your bike. EDIT: Spelling."

"If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone ""Hiiiiiiiiya"" You're doing it wrong"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"

"What would BuckWheat from Little Rascals be called if he were a Muslim? Kareem of Wheat."

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."

"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."

"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."

"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."

"Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier."