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Joke of the Day

"I've done it! I've solved the question we have all asked since the dawn of time. Where do we go when we die? In the ground."

"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India."

"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"

"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"

"So I heard that the hackers ""Anonymous"" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!"

"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."

"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."

"The best time to eat candy Is when she doesn't have her period."