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Joke of the Day

"I found the quickest way for a woman to make you a millionaire. See, first you need to be a billionaire..."

"My boss asked if I accomplished my years resolution Nope, I'm still working here"

"A midget psychic broke out of prison. Now there's a small medium at large."

"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"

"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."

"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"