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Joke of the Day
"A midget psychic broke out of prison. Now there's a small medium at large."
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"How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Secretly A Minivan"
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"Life is like a box of idiots."
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"Sex is like a key and a lock. If a lock can be opened by any key, it's useless. If a key can open any lock, that is a good fucking key."