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Joke of the Day
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
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"TENS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM TIGER ATTACKS! JOIN THE MOVEMENT! #Tony2012"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"
"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."
"A beaver was praying to God, and said... Oh goddammit"
"What does a cannibalistic homosexual sailor eat? Semen."
"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"
"What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine filled with cum."
"Don't you dare dry your hands on my decorative towels you piece of shit."
"Isis have just started making explosive prayer mats In their first quarterly report they said that prophets were going through the roof."