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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"

"So Cheech Marin plays golf now, which is appropriate Because what's more Mexican than sweating balls on a freshly-mowed lawn with a bag full of weapons?"

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"

"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."

"How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!"

"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."

"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""

"Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte."

"Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)"